July 2009
58 posts
Upon further review it has come to my attention that Dumb and Dumber may be the funniest script ever.
I’ve said the word “workflow” at least 20 times and it’s not even noon yet.
Listening to Charlie Parker, drinking Widmer hefeweizen. I can officially do this forever. PS calls to comcast are way easier with good beer
Critique my pick-up line: “Girl, will you be the Bebop to my Rocksteady?”—too forward? Does it need more TMNT references?
First thing today: Woke up, listened to REM and played original Super Mario Bros. Still no internet. Temporarily forgot what decade it was.
Moving from 2nd biggest city in NH ( pop.86k) to a town with pop. less than the college I went to (4k). No TV or cable. Forsee lots of naps.
Bought a Wacom bamboo…just drew a test webcomic. Really really really excited.
The scanner/printer/fax machine makes a lot of noises so when I’m using it I pretend they’re coming from me and I move like a robot. #weirdo
Get your delete key ready, I’m bored and on a facebook-comment-spree. I will start riffing on your wall for attention. Give me a topic.
Title of my new Videogame: “Pass as Many People as Possible on RT101 Without Dying or Getting Arrested 64”. Uses Duke Nukem Forever engine.
Many opportunities & too few Bryant Naros to take them. Need cloning device—must not turn me into brundlebry. Will pay top internet dollar.
Hollis flea market: Amazed at the eclectic mix of people & things. Ended up buying a TRS-80, manual had a business card from 1989 #supergeek
Panic attack strikes every time I try to spell “silhouette”. You wouldn’t believe the ways my brain can mangle that series of letters.
THERE IS A STORE DEDICATED TO LEGO. Best day of my life. Chose fett over obi :( http://twitpic.com/aowe6
Star Wars Uncut →
Fan made recreations of A New Hope scenes (which is being stitched together to make a complete remake). This idea is genius.
Nightmare that I had a 4 yr old kid, that I never named, so I called him Bryant Jr. and asked him if he liked the name “Frank”. He didn’t. ?
How to get a PlayStation 3 for $100 →
Does this seem legit, or super sketchy, or just dumb?
Only car mod I want is for my stereo to play the Sega startup chime whenever I start the car. Instead of “Sega” I want it to say “Jettaaa”.
Slept in a 24 year old pop up tent last night, through the worst thunderstorm I’ve ever seen. Duct taped holes in roof didn’t hold too well.
To the gentleman driving the low rider truck with purple lightning all along the side, rims a-spinning, down Keene’s main street: awesome.
Ridiculous karaoke at the 5 Dragons. Highlight was the dude singing only Cash songs all night that looked and sounded just like him. #Nashua
mutations:
Fatalist Palmistry by Why?
This and...
Somehow got Jalapeno residue (lovely Capsaicin!) in my nose. Ran it under the faucet (didn’t think I’d be doing that today). Major ouchies.
Computer, put my playlist “Bad Hip Hop” on repeat—it’s one of those days. Nelly, Flo Rida, Rich Boy, …New Edition? #oneofthesethings
#Smallworld →
The small world hashtag on twitter is probably my favorite to read right now.
“The Electric Company”, a PBS kids show, is actually awesome. When did PBS get such good production value? I kinda want to work for them.
