Looking for a crimping partner: a Vince Noir to my Howard Moon. I’ll supply the smooth jazz and mustache—you bring the fashion. Crimptycrimp
Hello free National Parks stuff! I can’t believe @scobleizer mentioned it—Florentine Films is Twitter famous. http://twitpic.com/jip83
Thanks for the ninja overdraft fees, Citizens Bank. What will you do with all those superfluous 100 dollars you took from my account? #broke
Comcast guy: Your line was disconnected. Me: How? Comcast guy: Another Comcast installer probably pulled the wrong plug. Thanks, Comcast?
Packing for NYC National Parks event tomorrow. VIP invite = I feel ballin. $2 bus ticket out of Boston = I feel doubleplusballin.
Listening to post-rock while working makes my job seem much more epic. Mono discography on repeat; Batch image converts to save earth.
I love seeing all 4 CPUs go 100% in the activity monitor—1080p handbrake transcoding is a Mac Pro workout. RAM upgrades are protein shakes.
Dance party/Bro-Out to DATAROCK, in my room, at 9:30 in the morning. The best way to start the day? Pretty much.
“Introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams. Now he’s taking her out on dates & theyre probably going to French kiss or something.”
Cleaning my harddrive I found a Final Draft 7 file that has only a script title: “Film School Spies”. Wish I’d finish something for once.
So tired that I got in the back seat of the car after our pit stop. I was driving. I’m: in a motel & in Hyde Park & in need of a guitar.
“All About The Scrillions” by Super Mash Bros.—an amazing pop-culture crunk mashup dance party, but nothing beats Girltalk’s “Night Ripper”.
Just got called out by health food store clerk for wearing a boys size star wars tee. Marking this as my most hipster tweet ever.
“It’s not fair!” Just as I go broke, The Labyrinth—my favorite movie ever—comes to Bluray. The Bog of Eternal Stench in glorious 1080p!
Apple, you sly dog. You crush the walkman, then the Blackberry, and now you’re after my precious handheld gaming market? But… I lub my DS.
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